Brave, Marginalized Heterosexuals Hold Pride Parades Across Nation

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“They don’t even make laws for us! The gays can be fired in 26 states for being homosexual and we get nothing. It’s disgraceful!”

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Galaxy Note 10 Can Project Its Screen Onto Nearby Faces So You Can Pretend You’re Paying Attention to People

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U.S. Treasury is Voiding the Value of the $20 Bill Due to Problems With New Harriet Tubman Twenty

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Get rid of your twenty dollar bills before it’s too late! The U.S. Treasury Department says it will be taking the value of a $20 bill down to zero.

‘Food Smellers’ Need to Stop Weirding-Out Normal Eaters

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“People who have to smell their food before eating it are complete monsters.”

Elderly Paratroopers Forcibly Removed From Senior Living & Dropped over France for 75th Anniversary of D-Day

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23andMe Discovers Gary Busey & Boris Johnson Are Trump’s Brothers

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“Genetically-speaking the lineage has certain characteristics that really stand out; such as having categorically unpleasant hair and personalities.” – 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki

Study: Guys Use 3X More Lotion Than Girls, and Yes, You Know Why

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“At least 87% of lotion used by men is vigorously rubbed on less than 1% of their bodies.”

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