“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”
“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”
Mass graves are filling up outside of the Ford Truck Plant in Dearborn, MI.
“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.”
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America.
NRA President Wayne LaPierre, and Executive Vice President James W. Porter II have announced a plan to quickly curb mass shootings in the United States of America. Here are their tips for lowering the number of shooting deaths:
A new poll by Gallup.com – the most trusted polling organization in the world – has proven that over 60% of National Rifle Association (NRA) members are racist. The study used the NRA database to randomly contact 5,500 of the over 5 million members that the organization boasts. Here are the questions that they asked: […]