Sympathetic Biden and Trump express condolences after “shootings in Narnia, Middle-earth”

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“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”

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Human scientists say the Neil DeDrasse Tyson X-3000 is still learning to express human emotions

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The left is demanding that the NRA denounce mass shootings, what do you think?

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Americans are sharing their thoughts.

Most of Country Keeping Flags at Half-Staff to Save on Labor Costs

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“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”

Countless Students Spot Their Teachers Stocking Up On Franzia Boxed Wine & Antidepressants in Preparation for the School Year

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Teachers get ready for another underfunded school year full of ADHD and mass shootings.

NRA Partners With Amazon For Same Day Gun Shipping

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Amazon says that nearly 90% of Prime members should be able to order a gun and receive it in less than 3 hours.

The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives

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“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”