Pope Francis Demands Every Dirty Detail on Sexual Abuse for His Adult Fantasy Novel

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Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’

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Leaders of Catholic Church Gather to Watch ‘Men in Black II’ & Build Memory-Erasing Machine

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“The goal here is to analyze the memory-erasing technology used in the film and then build, disperse and use the devices in every congregation around the world,” Pope Francis stated.

Pope Francis Officially Moves Christmas 2019 to March

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“Americans can expect to see Christmas decorations in stores for around 5 to 6 months out of the year.”

Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight

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“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani

Pope Orders All ‘White Jesus’ Figures Removed from Churches

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“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly.

Pope Francis Will Allow Gay Priests to Marry

“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis