“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”
“Wrap the baby beautifully in a flour tortilla and toss it in the oven,” Trump stated while wiping saliva from his chin. “If you do all of that, then maybe I take a little bite. A nibble. I don’t know. I don’t know.”
“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”
Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.
“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer
“This isn’t about racism,” Trump stated. “It’s about my tiny dick.”
Democrats are trying to persuade Melania Trump to bring the president to mindblowing climax.
“Now, when I place Sajid in a crouching position behind me I’ll look for a confused expression on the president’s face. Soon thereafter – and here’s where it gets interesting – Sajid will pop out from behind me and…”