Staff Forces Joe Biden to Get Hair Plugs So He’ll Stop Smelling Women’s Hair

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Biden’s hair came from his soundproof hobby room where he keeps his personal collection of real hair, mannequins and doll parts.

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Chris Brown Recorded Real Domestic Violence to Create Percussion Tracks on New Album

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Authorities are calling Chris Brown’s new album Indigo “32 tracks of incriminating evidence” which relate to 14 new assualt allegations against the artist.

Republican Bill Blocking Funding for Planned Parenthood Aborted on US Senate Floor

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“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”

Trump Says He Wonders What Babies Taste Like at Wisconsin Rally

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“Wrap the baby beautifully in a flour tortilla and toss it in the oven,” Trump stated while wiping saliva from his chin. “If you do all of that, then maybe I take a little bite. A nibble. I don’t know. I don’t know.”

Tucker Carlson Forgets to Remove Klan Robe, Walks On to Set of Fox & Friends

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“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”

Joe Biden Caught on Tape Saying “Punch Her in the Taco”

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Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.

Victoria’s Secret: Cube-Shaped Bras and Breasts Are ‘Trend of The Future’

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“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer