Resorts In Cancun Abandoned As City Braces For Approaching Ted Cruz

Countless resorts and businesses across Cancun boarded up their windows and doors yesterday as citizens, tourists and the cartel all fled the city upon hearing that Ted Cruz would be degrading the area with his presence again while he escaped … Continue reading Resorts In Cancun Abandoned As City Braces For Approaching Ted Cruz

White House denies accidentally constructing a wall around New Mexico

In a gross oversight, the Trump White House has built a border wall completely encompassing the state of New Mexico. State Governor Michelle Grisham spoke out about the new enclosure. “The border wall progress that president Trump kept touting was … Continue reading White House denies accidentally constructing a wall around New Mexico