“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”
“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”
“If you’re banned you’ll be relocated to a garbage island off the coast of New Jersey.” – Nancy Pelosi
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.
Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition.
“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin.