“If you’re banned you’ll be relocated to a garbage island off the coast of New Jersey.” – Nancy Pelosi
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.
Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition.
“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin.