Most of Country Keeping Flags at Half-Staff to Save on Labor Costs

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“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”

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The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives

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“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”

Breaking: Extremism Ban Passes US House & Senate

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“If you’re banned you’ll be relocated to a garbage island off the coast of New Jersey.” – Nancy Pelosi

NRA Billboards Encourage Mass Shooters to Become Event Planners Instead

The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.

The ‘Too Soon’ Gun Campaign Asks Domestic Terrorists to “Tone it Down”

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.

Lying Obummers Slays Pardoned Turkeys

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Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition.

A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter

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“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin.