Senator Cory Booker & Elmo Remind Americans: “Despite Incredibly Hot Beard, Ted Cruz is Still a Douche”


Booker’s 15 minute ventriloquism act included a perfectly performed impersonation of Sesame Street’s best-known character.


Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate


After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone.