Senator Cory Booker & Elmo Remind Americans: “Despite Incredibly Hot Beard, Ted Cruz is Still a Douche”

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Booker’s 15 minute ventriloquism act included a perfectly performed impersonation of Sesame Street’s best-known character.

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Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate

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After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone.