Republican Bill Blocking Funding for Planned Parenthood Aborted on US Senate Floor

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“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”

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Trump Says He Wonders What Babies Taste Like at Wisconsin Rally

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“Wrap the baby beautifully in a flour tortilla and toss it in the oven,” Trump stated while wiping saliva from his chin. “If you do all of that, then maybe I take a little bite. A nibble. I don’t know. I don’t know.”

Tucker Carlson Forgets to Remove Klan Robe, Walks On to Set of Fox & Friends

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“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”

Joe Biden Caught on Tape Saying “Punch Her in the Taco”

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Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.

Victoria’s Secret: Cube-Shaped Bras and Breasts Are ‘Trend of The Future’

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“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer

Sexist Liberals Divide Party by Excluding “Bernie Hoes”

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“The left prides itself on inclusivity, but here I am having to scream ‘DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?'”

Awful Commercial Angers Men, Causes Hipsters to Shave Beards

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Gillette says they intend to replace the marketing team with all female, yet conservative employees “so both sides shut up.”