“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”
“Wrap the baby beautifully in a flour tortilla and toss it in the oven,” Trump stated while wiping saliva from his chin. “If you do all of that, then maybe I take a little bite. A nibble. I don’t know. I don’t know.”
“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”
Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.
“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer
“The left prides itself on inclusivity, but here I am having to scream ‘DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?'”
Gillette says they intend to replace the marketing team with all female, yet conservative employees “so both sides shut up.”