BREAKING Caitlyn Jenner Unlikely To Win After Majority of supporters escape the California homeless via private jet

BREAKING: Caitlyn Jenner Unlikely To Win After Majority Of Supporters Escape The California Homeless Via Private Jet

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MLB releases hundreds of players from prison after league-wide decision to stop incarcerations for positive THC tests

Major League Baseball released 257 players from prison who were serving time for positive THC tests. The move comes after the league and player’s union decided jointly that they would no longer test players for the substance. What do you … Continue reading MLB releases hundreds of players from prison after league-wide decision to stop incarcerations for positive THC tests

Cory Booker’s eyes pop out during Democratic Debate

Cory Booker’s eyes shot out of his skull with a sickening pop on live TV during MSNBCs Democratic Debate. The stomach-turning scene took place during a heated exchange between Booker and Senator Elizabeth Warren. Upon eyeball ejection, Booker immediately uttered, … Continue reading Cory Booker’s eyes pop out during Democratic Debate

GE Smart fridges threaten to tell health insurers what owners really eat if they don’t shop at Whole Foods

The Bureau of Consumer Protection says they’ve received over 2,400 reports claiming that the GE Smart wi-fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door® Refrigerator has blackmailed owners into purchasing food from Whole Foods. Authorities are now looking into the link between the two … Continue reading GE Smart fridges threaten to tell health insurers what owners really eat if they don’t shop at Whole Foods

New ‘Natural Feeding’ trend has parents puking on babies

The European trend of “natural feeding” has hit the US as parents across the country are pre-chewing, partially digesting, and then vomiting food onto their babies’ faces. The National Medical Association says they are still researching the potential negative impacts … Continue reading New ‘Natural Feeding’ trend has parents puking on babies

Laura Ingraham does meth on live TV, then tries to conduct electricity using a steak

A tweaked-out Laura Ingraham ended her show on FOX News last night by smoking copious amounts of methamphetamines at her desk. She then wandered off set and came zooming back with a cold steak, plastic straws, and lightbulbs from the … Continue reading Laura Ingraham does meth on live TV, then tries to conduct electricity using a steak

Respectful gun enthusiasts are leaving their weapons unattended outside of stores

Gun lovers are showing their respect for new rules at stores across the nation by leaving their weapons unattended outside the front doors. At one point, a Walmart in Cypress, Texas had over 250 firearms stacked out front. Continue reading Respectful gun enthusiasts are leaving their weapons unattended outside of stores

ABC just cast everyone who’s left the Trump administration to fill next 24 seasons of Dancing With The Stars

ABC’s Dancing With The Stars announced today that they’ve cast of all 290 people who’ve left the Trump administration to fill the talent slots for the show’s next 24 seasons. Continue reading ABC just cast everyone who’s left the Trump administration to fill next 24 seasons of Dancing With The Stars