Banned Bump Stocks Will Be Recycled as Sex Toys, Justice Department Says

“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.”

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Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners

Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners

Barack Obama, who is by all means a “Lame Duck” president, used the recent school shooting to defend gun owners. This was a surprising move by the leader of the Free World as he decided to use tragedy in order to get everyday Americans to, as he stated, “think for…

Congress Passes Unprecidented Gun Control Law

Congress Passes Gun Control Law Limiting Mass Shootings to 37 Per Year

With a shocking amount of Republican support, a new law has finally been passed to address gun violence in America. The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year. Despite receiving close to […]