“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”
“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”
“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.”
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.
The former President reported that it was “very easy” to find most of the guns.
NRA President Wayne LaPierre, and Executive Vice President James W. Porter II have announced a plan to quickly curb mass shootings in the United States of America. Here are their tips for lowering the number of shooting deaths:
Barack Obama, who is by all means a “Lame Duck” president, used the recent school shooting to defend gun owners. This was a surprising move by the leader of the Free World as he decided to use tragedy in order to get everyday Americans to, as he stated, “think for…
“…I’m not happy and I will try to get to the bottom of this and use every legal option possible,” stated Loesch.”
With a shocking amount of Republican support, a new law has finally been passed to address gun violence in America. The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year. Despite receiving close to […]