
Category: Gun Control


North Carolina Representative Cawthorn Says Biden Could Send People Door-To-Door To Confiscate Bibles & Guns
North Carolina Republican Madison Cawthorn told audience members at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) today that the process of going door-to-door to inform Americans about vaccinations could also be used to take citizens’ guns and bibles. Here’s what people … Continue reading North Carolina Representative Cawthorn Says Biden Could Send People Door-To-Door To Confiscate Bibles & Guns

CDC Warns That People Who Cosplay As Open Carry Heroes Are Now Also Pretending To Be Vaccinated
The Center For Disease Control issued a warning today to the American public letting them know that “the same people who enjoy cosplaying as a ‘good-guy-with-a-gun’ are now also pretending that they are vaccinated.” “They are lying again,” head of … Continue reading CDC Warns That People Who Cosplay As Open Carry Heroes Are Now Also Pretending To Be Vaccinated

Trump Says Kyle Rittenhouse’s Only Error Was Not Becoming a Cop First
President Trump took questions regarding Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse from the press today while in Lake Charles, Louisiana as he was assessing the damage from Category 4 Hurricane Laura. Many are calling what the president said absurd, while others say … Continue reading Trump Says Kyle Rittenhouse’s Only Error Was Not Becoming a Cop First

Black Americans are considering trying an open carry rally – just once – to get a gun control bill passed
Black Americans across the country are seriously considering risking their lives by staging an open carry rally outside of the White House. While still in the early planning stages, the group says they would hold the gathering in order to … Continue reading Black Americans are considering trying an open carry rally – just once – to get a gun control bill passed

Gun rights activists show stylish side by wearing masquerade ball outfits while carry guns around Virginia’s capital
A group of white supremacists, anti-government militias, extremists – and what we are assuming are some very fine people – gathered today outside of the the capital building in Richmond, Virginia wearing masquerade outfits to protest background checks for purchasing … Continue reading Gun rights activists show stylish side by wearing masquerade ball outfits while carry guns around Virginia’s capital

Enough Republican students have been shot in schools to change gun laws
After yet another mass shooting today, 73% of Republican parents in America now support background and mental health checks for gun ownership. “It took awhile, but we’ve reached a tipping point,” registered Republican Donna Davis admitted. “Until it happens to … Continue reading Enough Republican students have been shot in schools to change gun laws

Respectful gun enthusiasts are leaving their weapons unattended outside of stores
Gun lovers are showing their respect for new rules at stores across the nation by leaving their weapons unattended outside the front doors. At one point, a Walmart in Cypress, Texas had over 250 firearms stacked out front. Continue reading Respectful gun enthusiasts are leaving their weapons unattended outside of stores

25 grocery store chains ban open carry, leaving gun owners nowhere to hunt for food
With Walmart and Kroger banning open carry in all of their stores, there are now over 25 different grocery chains that have limited people’s gun rights. Gun activists say there’s almost nowhere to use their weapons to kill and eat … Continue reading 25 grocery store chains ban open carry, leaving gun owners nowhere to hunt for food

Boycotting Walmart? Take your sister to Arby’s for your next date instead
Countless firearm fanatics are boycotting Walmart after the company ended some of its ammunition sales and banned customers from walking around the stores with their dicks out guns. Meanwhile, Arby’s hasn’t changed how they’ve been selling ammunition since they opened … Continue reading Boycotting Walmart? Take your sister to Arby’s for your next date instead

Tired of nonstop mass shootings? Dive-in and take cover at Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp
Bring your kids in during the school day for some savory seafood as we assault your senses with garlic shrimp scampi, crunchy fiesta shrimp or sesame-ginger grilled shrimp. Continue reading Tired of nonstop mass shootings? Dive-in and take cover at Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp

Most of Country Keeping Flags at Half-Staff to Save on Labor Costs
“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.” Continue reading Most of Country Keeping Flags at Half-Staff to Save on Labor Costs

Congress Passes Gun Control Law Limiting Mass Shootings to 37 Per Year
The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year. Continue reading Congress Passes Gun Control Law Limiting Mass Shootings to 37 Per Year

NRA Partners With Amazon For Same Day Gun Shipping
Amazon says that nearly 90% of Prime members should be able to order a gun and receive it in less than 3 hours. Continue reading NRA Partners With Amazon For Same Day Gun Shipping

The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives
“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.” Continue reading The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives

Banned Bump Stocks Will Be Recycled as Sex Toys, Justice Department Says
“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.” Continue reading Banned Bump Stocks Will Be Recycled as Sex Toys, Justice Department Says

NRA Billboards Encourage Mass Shooters to Become Event Planners Instead
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing. Continue reading NRA Billboards Encourage Mass Shooters to Become Event Planners Instead

FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.” Continue reading FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy