“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”
Gun Control
The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives
“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”
Banned Bump Stocks Will Be Recycled as Sex Toys, Justice Department Says
“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.”
NRA Billboards Encourage Mass Shooters to Become Event Planners Instead
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America.
The ‘Too Soon’ Gun Campaign Asks Domestic Terrorists to “Tone it Down”
Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.
Obama Begins Nationwide Confiscation of Guns
The former President reported that it was “very easy” to find most of the guns.
Heads of NRA Announce Plan to Stop Mass Shootings
NRA President Wayne LaPierre, and Executive Vice President James W. Porter II have announced a plan to quickly curb mass shootings in the United States of America. Here are their tips for lowering the number of shooting deaths:
Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners
Barack Obama, who is by all means a “Lame Duck” president, used the recent school shooting to defend gun owners. This was a surprising move by the leader of the Free World as he decided to use tragedy in order to get everyday Americans to, as he stated, “think for…
Altered Media Shows NRA Spokeswoman in Cruel Light
“…I’m not happy and I will try to get to the bottom of this and use every legal option possible,” stated Loesch.”
Congress Passes Gun Control Law Limiting Mass Shootings to 37 Per Year
With a shocking amount of Republican support, a new law has finally been passed to address gun violence in America. The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year. Despite receiving close to […]