Radical Religious Group “Y’all-Qaeda” Bans Abortion in Alabama

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Authorities have confirmed that Y’all-Qaeda leadership has ties to a Mississippi terror cell referred to as Talabangelicals who are also complete [expletive].

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Glenn Beck Converts to Islam, Burns Down Notre Dame Cathedral

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“You won’t hear about this, but I burned down the Notre Dame Cathedral,” Beck confirmed live on Fox & Friends. “This was France’s 9/11 and if I weren’t there to see it firsthand, you’d never know it was me: Glenn Beck, a casual, disposable, everyday Islamic terrorist.”

Pope Orders All ‘White Jesus’ Figures Removed from Churches

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“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly.

Woman Accidentally Sends Thoughts & Prayers on Facebook

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United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak

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Trump tweeted and gave approval for the TSA to ban all passengers from flying if they dress like the suspect who is now in detainment.

ISIS Calls Out The Lazy 99.99% of Muslims

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In a recent video released by the terrorist group ISIS, leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi made a heartfelt, and seemingly confused, yet angry call for action. The terror leader – who was clearly distraught – pretty much yelled at other Muslims, while breaking down and having (for lack of better words) a hissy fit. Here is the transcript: “If all Muslims are terrorists, then there’s a whole lot of lazy Muslims! Look, it’s really not that hard,” uttered al-Baghdadi, “you just make explosives, strap them to yourself, and then go out and detonate around the innocent people. I mean, WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT GETTING!?” ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi concluded, “Look. It’s really not that hard to just believe what you are told – and then just kill everyone. C’mon people!!! The Christians did it before!!!” Check out more stories below – or like our facebook page. It’s like… really fucking important.

Majority of Atheists in Middle East Converting to Islam

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“It was sad – devastating even,” said Abdullah. “But I understood my fellow atheist friends’ decisions to…”

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