Tostitos Releases Extreme Mild Salsa For White People

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Tostitos describes their new Extreme Mild Clear Salsa for White People® as being a thick, gelatinous substance for those with genetic spice sensitivities.

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Virginia Politician: “What if We Only Painted Our Genitals?”

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“The letter went on in vivid detail describing the painting process, preferred makeup brands, how to wash mascara out of your underwear, and more.”

A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter

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“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin.