The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.
“We’re giving new mothers 24 hours off, 8 of which will be paid. That leaves plenty of time for doing Kegels.”
“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.
“The president had been taking Viagra six times a day – one pill with every meal.” – Rudy Giuliani
“If you are going to pick one, pick bulimia. That’s all we’re saying here.”
Those who take prescription drugs made by Pfizer will not be able to notice the difference.
‘The number of homeless veterans wheeling hundreds of gallons of gasoline through bustling urban centers could be a huge safety problem.’
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.