Pope Francis pooped in an elevator today after being stuck in it for just 25 minutes

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“Once I hit the 20-minute mark there was a turtle head poking out. Just in and out, in and out it went,” Francis gestured with his fingertip through an O-shape on his other hand.

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Inverted Cross on Trump’s Head a Sign of The Antichrist?

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“Those familiar with the Bible will immediately know that this is The Mark of the Beast,” stated Carson while steepling his fingers and arching his eyebrows.

Pope Francis Demands Every Dirty Detail on Sexual Abuse for His Adult Fantasy Novel

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Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’

Leaders of Catholic Church Gather to Watch ‘Men in Black II’ & Build Memory-Erasing Machine

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“The goal here is to analyze the memory-erasing technology used in the film and then build, disperse and use the devices in every congregation around the world,” Pope Francis stated.

Pope Francis Officially Moves Christmas 2019 to March

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“Americans can expect to see Christmas decorations in stores for around 5 to 6 months out of the year.”

Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight

“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani

Pope Asks all Catholics to Pray Before Oral Intercourse

“We should always be looking up to God before going down to worship,” said Francis.

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