“The goal here is to analyze the memory-erasing technology used in the film and then build, disperse and use the devices in every congregation around the world,” Pope Francis stated.
“Americans can expect to see Christmas decorations in stores for around 5 to 6 months out of the year.”
“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani
“We should always be looking up to God before going down to worship,” said Francis.
“Those familiar with the Bible will immediately know that this is The Mark of the Beast,” stated Carson while steepling his fingers and arching his eyebrows.
“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly.