Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Pence Family Home Garage

After following Mike Pence home Sunday night to ask questions about the impeachment hearings, field reporters from FOX News saw something much, much more interesting in the Vice President’s garage: a ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ banner along with several campaign yard signs. Notably, the campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to stand for “Make All the Gays go Away.” Return Home Take me to the MEMES! Advertisements

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Elizabeth Warren Drinks Six Beers, Then Drunkenly Proposes a Warren-Sanders Presidential Ticket on Live TV

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“I saw the whole thing. Very odd, very sad.” – Senator Bernie Sanders

Ghost of John McCain Announces 2020 Presidential Bid

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“With McCain already tormenting Donald Trump by repeatedly moving and re-hiding the pee tape, we can only expect worse and worse episodes.”

Robert Mueller Announces Presidential Bid to Take Down Trump

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“I’m running because I have a very particular set of skills,” the 7-foot tall former FBI Director bellowed. “Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Mr. Trump.”

Elizabeth Warren Recommends Changing Your Dreamcatcher Filter Every Spring

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“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren

Joe Biden Caught on Tape Saying “Punch Her in the Taco”

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Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.

Fired-Up Bernie Sanders Sprouts Huge Mustache During Campaign Rally

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“I have never been more turned on in my life.” – Juliet Moore, Bernie Sanders Supporter

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