“I saw the whole thing. Very odd, very sad.” – Senator Bernie Sanders
“With McCain already tormenting Donald Trump by repeatedly moving and re-hiding the pee tape, we can only expect worse and worse episodes.”
“I’m running because I have a very particular set of skills,” the 7-foot tall former FBI Director bellowed. “Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Mr. Trump.”
“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren
Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.
“I have never been more turned on in my life.” – Juliet Moore, Bernie Sanders Supporter
The Senator began the livestream by saying “Hold on a sec, I’m going to go grab my bong,” before exiting the shot and flipping on ‘Kaya’ by Bob Marley.