The bill was expected to pass unanimously, but has turned into an inexplicable, one-man filibuster by Ted Cruz.
“We’re not saying that blind people should encircle DeVos and beat her with their white canes,” the statement read. “But we’re not, not saying it either.”
“I almost gave up and started drawing patterns in the bubbles, but then I remembered I was voting.”
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics
The world’s top U.S. whiskey gets an ‘offensive’ marketing overhaul.
Citing differing opinions regarding Freedom of Speech as found in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, fans in section 129 of the Carolina Panthers vs. San Francisco 49ers game spent the 12-minute halftime respectfully debating the merits of free speech in relation to patriotism.
The North Korean leader then flipped open a glass-encased red button, pressed it, and was immediately torn apart – along with the rest of his country – by a faulty nuclear missile.