Spirit Airlines Began Using Cargo Planes Over the Weekend Without Warning Passengers

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Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.

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Southwest Airline’s ‘Take Your Snake to Work Day’ Backfires Horribly

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“We’re asking that all passengers take a look in overhead storage and under their seats to avoid crushing the reptiles and to assist in their capture.”

New DespAir bnb Will Arrange Lodging for Hipsters in the Ghetto

“There’s no better way to seem interesting than with a story about the time you were held at gunpoint by the East Harlem crew for wearing the wrong color romper.”

Elderly Paratroopers Forcibly Removed From Senior Living & Dropped over France for 75th Anniversary of D-Day

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Piling Bodies, Trash & Feces Make Mount Everest 9 Feet Taller Every Week

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“It’s an odd hellscape where you can hear people scream as their bones crunch under your boots.”

Uber Adds Rude ‘Shut Up’ Button to Silence Drivers During Rides

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“The abrupt endings of these conversations will lead to awkward silences, but the thrill of a total power trip makes it all worth it.”

More Than 6,000 Airplanes are Still Frozen Over US Airspace

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“You can expect your loved ones to land safely; with only minor amputations being necessary.”