Trump Strikes Back: US drops bacon all over Iran’s capital

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In a measured, peaceful, yet offensive response to attacks on US troops in Iraq, president Trump ordered the Air Force to drop over a billion tons of bacon dust over Iran’s capital city of Tehran. “With pork being the only meat that absolutely may not be consumed by Muslims, we’ve made certain that everyone in that city has inhaled or ingested the crispy pig dust,” president Trump grinned. Photo credit Kevin Stanchfield Advertisements

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Congress Passes Resolution to Completely Ignore Middle East

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“The $85 billion we save a year will go toward green energy, education, infrastructure and ending homelessness in America.”

Donald Trump asks: 'Why don't we have a White Friday!?'

The tweet was accompanied by the hashtags #WhiteLivesMatter and #MAGA.

Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Pence Family Home Garage

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After following Mike Pence home Sunday night to ask questions about the impeachment hearings, field reporters from FOX News saw something much, much more interesting in the Vice President’s garage: a ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ banner along with several campaign yard signs. Notably, the campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to stand for “Make All the Gays go Away.” Return Home Take me to the MEMES!

Melania Trump Was Accidentally Deported

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“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”

Reebok is Selling The New ‘Confederate CrossBurn’ Shoe to Attract Nike Boycotters

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Scientists End Debate: ‘Pineapple Belongs on Pizza if You Enjoy Pineapple on Pizza, You Shitheads’

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“Science has confirmed that you all can shut the [expletive] up about it.”

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