Ginsburg didn’t know she’d broken her ribs until bruising showed through her tattoos.
Previously Subaru had used coded marketing tactics to reach lesbians.
None of our anchors can say “Trump” without vomiting.
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
“Honestly, I think we’re just going to move every piece of debris 10 feet to the right and see if that helps,” Long stated.
Dawn has sent 5,500 bottles of soap to help clean thousands of Native Americans who are now covered in oil.
“Kavanaugh needs a liver by Christmas and the Democrats don’t give a lick!” – Senator Lindsey Graham
#Kavanaugh #FBIReport #SupremeCourt
Presidential Alerts cannot be turned off on mobile phones.
“The investigation is not meant to be a space expedition. Unfortunately, we don’t have a Space Force yet.” – Kellyanne Conway
“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell
“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani
“It’s crazy to say it, but you almost wish they weren’t dead.”
“If enough of us do it, they can’t catch us all.”
“It appears that he was not remotely aware of the situation and still probably isn’t.”
“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies
“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.
“If you are going to pick one, pick bulimia. That’s all we’re saying here.”
Melania’s emails have been released to the public in an act of transparency.
Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.
The masterpiece will be placed in the Smithsonian National Museum and is being regarded as an important artistic representation of modern day America.
“It really comes down to time and resources.”
“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross
As walking billboards for work ethic, conservatives add relish to hotdogs as they salivate over the notion of countless 80-hour work weeks to pay for an ambulance ride.
Trump intended to nominate Mark McKinney who plays the role of Glenn Sturgis in NBC’s ‘Superstore’.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny the claims.
‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.
“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”
This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…
Customers can choose from: Careful Crunch, Medium Munch, or Gnarly Gnaw.
“Americans will become more honest and open about sex, sexual education, and hardcore sexual domination,” Cornell said while rubbing his ‘itchy nipples’.
It is not uncommon for Bear Cubs (scouts as young as 8 or 9 years old) to leave their families for a better life in the forest.
‘The number of homeless veterans wheeling hundreds of gallons of gasoline through bustling urban centers could be a huge safety problem.’
Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick.
Memorial seats are truly unique pieces of furniture and a longstanding tradition in American public spaces. #Memorial #America
“Steve and Tim will hold hands, and sometimes even kiss,” laughed Earhardt.
A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future.
Weird Foods the Locals Eat: From Alabama to Wisconsin. Would You Try Them? #StrangeFood
The movie reaches its tipping point when Damon’s children begin to ask why their favorite pig ‘Oinkers’ has gone missing.
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America.
The president’s internal struggle has become quite tangible. #MindOverMatter
Doctors have voiced concerns over the ingestion of coal by minors.
Samsung Soft: Televisions You Can Beat the Living **** Out Of.
“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick.
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.”
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
A handheld digital pet hailing from Japan, the Tamagotchi was a needy electronic animal that…
“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.”