Furries rejoice as Birkenstock announces Furkenstock sandals

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The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.

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Kanye West Was Selling Damaged Condoms at Coachella for $125

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“Someone from that festival will be having an unwanted child that babbles bullshit for years; so when that happens, I highly recommend they name it Kanye.”

Victoria’s Secret: Cube-Shaped Bras and Breasts Are ‘Trend of The Future’

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“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer

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