Mr. Clean Cosplayers Host Bonfire Party in Dayton, Ohio
The group stands out by wearing white clothing, often with pointed hoods to keep their bald heads warm. Continue reading Mr. Clean Cosplayers Host Bonfire Party in Dayton, Ohio
Category: Equality
Courageous Group is Taking Back the Swastika.
“I’m not sure why we’d give the swastika to one side over the other,” Trump stated. “If we’re trying to accept everyone, we need to start by including minority groups like the Klan in these discussions.” Continue reading Courageous Group is Taking Back the Swastika.
Tostitos Releases Extreme Mild Salsa For White People
Tostitos describes their new Extreme Mild Clear Salsa for White People® as being a thick, gelatinous substance for those with genetic spice sensitivities. Continue reading Tostitos Releases Extreme Mild Salsa For White People
Johnson & Johnson Releases New ‘Extra Tears’ Baby Shampoo
Johnson & Johnson is introducing the product after research proved that about 87% of parents were looking for ways to “get back at their babies” – in a fairly harmless way – for the countless sleepless nights, spit-ups, disgusting diapers, nasty farts and constant fussing.” Continue reading Johnson & Johnson Releases New ‘Extra Tears’ Baby Shampoo
World’s Remaining Nice People ‘Strongly Considering Not Being Taken Advantage of Anymore’
We’re leaning toward ‘acting just like all of you fucking assholes.’ Continue reading World’s Remaining Nice People ‘Strongly Considering Not Being Taken Advantage of Anymore’
Starbucks is Opening Separate Restrooms for Black Customers
“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.” Continue reading Starbucks is Opening Separate Restrooms for Black Customers
Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics Continue reading Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight
Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem. Continue reading Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives
Trump Supporters Denied ‘Protected Class Status’ Continue Fight
“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.” Continue reading Trump Supporters Denied ‘Protected Class Status’ Continue Fight
Packers Will Try Out All-Male Cheerleading Squad in Upcoming Season
“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…” Continue reading Packers Will Try Out All-Male Cheerleading Squad in Upcoming Season
Volvo Unveils Controversial Car Designed ‘Exclusively for Women’
“Volvo states that “physically, the cars will be exactly the same as current models; however…” Continue reading Volvo Unveils Controversial Car Designed ‘Exclusively for Women’
Pope Francis Will Allow Gay Priests to Marry
“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis Continue reading Pope Francis Will Allow Gay Priests to Marry
A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter
“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin. Continue reading A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter
SeaWorld Refusing to Free Dead Whale
SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas is refusing to properly dispose of the corpse of the recently deceased, 18-year-old orca named Unna. Instead, the park has opted to continue using the lifeless animal to continue bringing in crowds and doing shows.
With PETA in an uproar and petitions circling the Internet… Continue reading SeaWorld Refusing to Free Dead Whale
Seattle Regrets Raising the Minimum Wage to $15 an Hour
Indeed, people who work these “entry level jobs” are not only reportedly draining their struggling employers, but also complaining about it at the same time. Continue reading Seattle Regrets Raising the Minimum Wage to $15 an Hour