Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight

Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics

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Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives

Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.

SeaWorld Refusing to Free Dead Whale

SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas is refusing to properly dispose of the corpse of the recently deceased, 18-year-old orca named Unna. Instead, the park has opted to continue using the lifeless animal to continue bringing in crowds and doing shows.

With PETA in an uproar and petitions circling the Internet…