Johnson & Johnson is introducing the product after research proved that about 87% of parents were looking for ways to “get back at their babies” – in a fairly harmless way – for the countless sleepless nights, spit-ups, disgusting diapers, nasty farts and constant fussing.”
We’re leaning toward ‘acting just like all of you fucking assholes.’
“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.”
“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”
“Volvo states that “physically, the cars will be exactly the same as current models; however…”
“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis
“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin.
SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas is refusing to properly dispose of the corpse of the recently deceased, 18-year-old orca named Unna. Instead, the park has opted to continue using the lifeless animal to continue bringing in crowds and doing shows.
With PETA in an uproar and petitions circling the Internet…
Indeed, people who work these “entry level jobs” are not only reportedly draining their struggling employers, but also complaining about it at the same time.