Texans Question Their Masculinity As State Begins Using More Wind Energy Than Coal

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“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”

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Canada Will Ban All Single-Use Condoms by 2021

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We can’t have Canada smelling like burnt, used condoms anymore,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated.

Al Gore to Release Scathing Climate Change Film Titled ‘Bitches, I Fucking Warned You!’

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“The people alive today are the last generation of humans that’ll live on this planet as we know it. Having said that, I’d like to invite everyone to go ahead and eat a dick.”

Uber’s New Submarine Service ‘ScUber’ Will Let Riders Drop Trash Directly on The Great Barrier Reef

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“If you can toss a plastic soda ring right around a turtle’s neck or ram a straw up their nose you win $100 in Uber ride credits.”

Greenpeace Tells Americans: “Wipe Your Butts With Your Hands”

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“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”

Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.

Eric Trump is Currently Locked in a Room That’s Being Pumped Full of Pollution

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Mr. Cox has locked Eric Trump in the White House’s cold storage room next to the bowling alley in an attempt to show that air pollution does not harm humans.