Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume

‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient. Continue reading Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume

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Trump Signs ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law

A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future. Continue reading Trump Signs ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law

Trump Blasts Green Energy, Obama for ‘Unseasonably Dark Day’

“When you get a maniac like Obama. Okay. And he is, he really is. Then you end up with days like today,” Trump stated while pointing toward the only side of the room without any windows. Continue reading Trump Blasts Green Energy, Obama for ‘Unseasonably Dark Day’