“They don’t even make laws for us! The gays can be fired in 26 states for being homosexual and we get nothing. It’s disgraceful!”
Scientists say that everyone’s genetic activity is measurable and that soon devices will be able to scan people and determine just how gay they are.
The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.
The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.
“People who have to smell their food before eating it are complete monsters.”
The ban is estimated to block 82.6 million US citizens from service and dishonorably discharge another 1.7 million Americans from the military.
“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren