Brave, Marginalized Heterosexuals Hold Pride Parades Across Nation

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“They don’t even make laws for us! The gays can be fired in 26 states for being homosexual and we get nothing. It’s disgraceful!”

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UK Study proves that all human genes are gay

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Scientists say that everyone’s genetic activity is measurable and that soon devices will be able to scan people and determine just how gay they are.

Furries rejoice as Birkenstock announces Furkenstock sandals

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The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.

Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

‘Food Smellers’ Need to Stop Weirding-Out Normal Eaters

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“People who have to smell their food before eating it are complete monsters.”

Everyone Who Used Snapchat’s Gender-Swap Filter is Now Banned From US Military

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The ban is estimated to block 82.6 million US citizens from service and dishonorably discharge another 1.7 million Americans from the military.

Elizabeth Warren Recommends Changing Your Dreamcatcher Filter Every Spring

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“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren

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