“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”
“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer
“This isn’t about racism,” Trump stated. “It’s about my tiny dick.”
“The left prides itself on inclusivity, but here I am having to scream ‘DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?'”
“We’re giving new mothers 24 hours off, 8 of which will be paid. That leaves plenty of time for doing Kegels.”
Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick.
“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”
“Volvo states that “physically, the cars will be exactly the same as current models; however…”