Millennials are burying their parents with the participation trophies they didn’t ask for

YouReadyGrandma

It’s a smart way to recycle while also saying ‘Thanks for playing the game of life! You certainly didn’t win, Sharon, but here’s a fucking trophy.’

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White House Quietly Removes Treason From Offenses Punishable by Death

YouReadyGrandma

“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.

U.S. Unveils 5,000 Brand New Cages For Children on World Refugee Day

YouReadyGrandma

“America can’t take the tired, poor, huddled masses in without somewhere to put ’em.”

Radical Religious Group “Y’all-Qaeda” Bans Abortion in Alabama

YouReadyGrandma

Authorities have confirmed that Y’all-Qaeda leadership has ties to a Mississippi terror cell referred to as Talabangelicals who are also complete [expletive].

Trump Explains Why He Hasn’t Made a Homophobic Nickname For Pete Buttigieg, Yet

YouReadyGrandma

“When I think of something, you better believe I’m going to go right up to him, get right on Peter and really ride him. Just unload on him with everything I’ve got – and I’ve got a lot. Just ask Melania. I’ve been trying to finish for quite a while, and when I do it’s going to feel great folks. Just great.”

US Dept. Of Health: ‘Never Stick Anything Larger than a Grapefruit Up Your Butt’

YouReadyGrandma

“Remember, we’re only talking about girth. So if you wanted to tape 7 oversized grapefruits together and play hide the citrus in your [expletive], you could absolutely do that.” Secretary Alex Azar stated.

41% of American Adults Are Hiding Gold Bullion From Their Partner

YouReadyGrandma

“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”

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