“If this will lift the curse from constructing Arrowhead Stadium on an Indian burial ground, then we’re willing to let it slide.” – Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt
“The $85 billion we save a year will go toward green energy, education, infrastructure and ending homelessness in America.”
After following Mike Pence home Sunday night to ask questions about the impeachment hearings, field reporters from FOX News saw something much, much more interesting in the Vice President’s garage: a ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ banner along with several campaign yard signs. Notably, the campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to stand for “Make All the Gays go Away.” Return Home Take me to the MEMES!
“As the AX-570 android referred to as “Barron” appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”
“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller
Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.
“Rand Paul’s house is currently under attack and burning down,” TV personality and activist Jon Stewart stated.