Congress Passes Resolution to Completely Ignore Middle East

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“The $85 billion we save a year will go toward green energy, education, infrastructure and ending homelessness in America.”

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Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Pence Family Home Garage

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After following Mike Pence home Sunday night to ask questions about the impeachment hearings, field reporters from FOX News saw something much, much more interesting in the Vice President’s garage: a ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ banner along with several campaign yard signs. Notably, the campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to stand for “Make All the Gays go Away.” Return Home Take me to the MEMES!

AX-570 android “Barron Trump” returned to a Japanese factory after malfunction causes it to attack

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“As the AX-570 android referred to as “Barron” appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”

President Trump just sexually assaulted Mike Pence in celebration of Women’s Equality Day

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Trump said he groped “every inch” of Pence to show that he “believes in treating men and women exactly the same.”

Annoyed Robert Mueller Snaps: “Oh My God, Just Impeach the Bastard Already!”

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“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller

Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

Spirit Airlines Began Using Cargo Planes Over the Weekend Without Warning Passengers

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Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.

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