“As the AX-570 android referred to as “Barron” appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”
Trump said he groped “every inch” of Pence to show that he “believes in treating men and women exactly the same.”
“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller
The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.
Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.
“Rand Paul’s house is currently under attack and burning down,” TV personality and activist Jon Stewart stated.
“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”