Trump just invited the Taliban to ‘fly into Trump Tower’ with a poorly-worded tweet

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With the 9/11 meeting fast approaching, the Taliban says they’re ready to make a really big impact.

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Glenn Beck Converts to Islam, Burns Down Notre Dame Cathedral

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“You won’t hear about this, but I burned down the Notre Dame Cathedral,” Beck confirmed live on Fox & Friends. “This was France’s 9/11 and if I weren’t there to see it firsthand, you’d never know it was me: Glenn Beck, a casual, disposable, everyday Islamic terrorist.”

Breaking: Extremism Ban Passes US House & Senate

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“If you’re banned you’ll be relocated to a garbage island off the coast of New Jersey.” – Nancy Pelosi

Leaked! White House Security Briefing Shows Insanity in Trump Administration

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“It’s convoluted as [expletive]!” Senator Bernie Sanders stated. “The document obsesses over mechanical pencils and references outdated world news without context, but oddly enough everything ‘Trump’ now makes sense.”

Gigantic Gold-Plated Package Left on White House Lawn

The package was a 6 foot tall, gold-plated cube that weighed nearly 3.5 tons. 

Trail of Korean Water Ghosts is Closing in on America

“If all of this goes according to their godless plan, the Korean Water Ghosts will force us to follow their cultural views or be killed.”

FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy

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“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”

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