“I’ve been calling it ‘Global Warming,’ but that’s just a trick folks; a term I use to make snowball jokes. My God, I’m so stupid.”
We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”
Californians may have unknowingly gotten a lot of small children incredibly high.