Texans Question Their Masculinity As State Begins Using More Wind Energy Than Coal

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“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”

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Canada Will Ban All Single-Use Condoms by 2021

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We can’t have Canada smelling like burnt, used condoms anymore,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated.

Uber’s New Submarine Service ‘ScUber’ Will Let Riders Drop Trash Directly on The Great Barrier Reef

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“If you can toss a plastic soda ring right around a turtle’s neck or ram a straw up their nose you win $100 in Uber ride credits.”

Piling Bodies, Trash & Feces Make Mount Everest 9 Feet Taller Every Week

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“It’s an odd hellscape where you can hear people scream as their bones crunch under your boots.”

Greenpeace Tells Americans: “Wipe Your Butts With Your Hands”

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“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”

Yale Study Says Farting Burns More Calories Than Working Out

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“If friendship and odors don’t matter to you, then you could really get in great shape.”

Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.