“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”
“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”
We can’t have Canada smelling like burnt, used condoms anymore,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated.
“If you can toss a plastic soda ring right around a turtle’s neck or ram a straw up their nose you win $100 in Uber ride credits.”
“It’s an odd hellscape where you can hear people scream as their bones crunch under your boots.”
“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”
“If friendship and odors don’t matter to you, then you could really get in great shape.”