A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians


“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”

CNN Will No Longer Broadcast Anything About Trump


None of our anchors can say “Trump” without vomiting.

The ‘Too Soon’ Gun Campaign Asks Domestic Terrorists to “Tone it Down”


Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.

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