“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”
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A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians
“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”
CNN Will No Longer Broadcast Anything About Trump
None of our anchors can say “Trump” without vomiting.
The ‘Too Soon’ Gun Campaign Asks Domestic Terrorists to “Tone it Down”
Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.