Joe Biden tells stunned rally-goers a story about eating a baby

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In yet another major misstep, presidential candidate Joe Biden announced at a rally today that he “loves the smell of newborn babies,” adding that “the aroma is even better when they’re cooked.” “I was in the Cayman Islands and my old buddy Corn Pop brought over this free range, breast-fed rotisserie baby meat to my cabana,” Biden grinned. “And let me tell you, baby is softer and juicier than chicken, and the smell is better than hair. Gotta love babies!” Advertisements

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Joe Biden: “When I’m elected everyone will get a free gramophone!”

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Joe Biden announced his plan at the Democratic Debate last night to enhance learning opportunities for underprivileged children. The former vice president says, if elected, he’ll be providing everyone with a free gramophone and educational vinyl records that explain why modern day racial inequality “isn’t all that bad.” Photo credit Jalal gerald Aro

Officials warn liberals that a 2nd active Koch Brother is still at large

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Those on the left are being told to stay indoors after public officials warned of a second active Koch brother. “Although one threat has been neutralized, there’s still another bad man reeking havoc on the country,” Joe Biden stated. The second brother has been identified as Charles G. Koch and is considered by authorities to be armed and cantankerous. “We could pass laws to protect ourselves from people like the Koch brothers, but that would require effort. So we’ll just wait for that old bastard to die,” a 76 year old Joe Biden stated. Artwork by DonkeyHotey

Sympathetic Biden and Trump express condolences after “shootings in Narnia, Middle-earth”

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“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”

Staff Forces Joe Biden to Get Hair Plugs So He’ll Stop Smelling Women’s Hair

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Biden’s hair came from his soundproof hobby room where he keeps his personal collection of real hair, mannequins and doll parts.

Joe Biden: “Trump’s Wig Has an Overwhelming Odor Of Cocaine and Hairspray”

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“I picked up the sweet, floral tones of South Colombian cocaine and the chemical aura of John Frieda’s Luxurious Volume Forever Full Hairspray for Fine Wigs.” – Joe Biden

Joe Biden Caught on Tape Saying “Punch Her in the Taco”

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Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.

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