Elon Musk & The Rock Are Costarring in an Adult Film

“I pulled all of my investments in Elon’s companies halfway into the movie because I was certain he had been [expletive] to death.”

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Oblivious Mike Pence Wears Furry Tail to CPAC

An attempt to clue the Vice President in using his teleprompter backfired; resulting in Pence aggressively shouting “There’s a tail sticking out of your ass” in the middle of an impassioned speech on moral decay in America.

4 in 5 Men Think Masturbating With Another Man ‘Isn’t Gay’

A poll of 565 men has found that 82% did not believe mutual masturbation to be a homosexual act, with respondents expressing a sentiment that touching cock isn’t gay, but lips touching lips is gay – meaning that emotional intimacy is their real issue – not the dick. What do you think? Joshua O’brien: “If […]