“It’s hard to keep the kids clean and the depression buried deep, deep down inside. Purell lets you do both.”
“At least 87% of lotion used by men is vigorously rubbed on less than 1% of their bodies.”
According to their website, Mufflr is being funded by powerful lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.
“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren
“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.