Hard seltzer sales boom as trashy Americans welcome mediocrity into their pointless lives

Hard seltzer brands are enjoying what’s being called ‘The Summer of Seltzer’ as millions of barbaric Americans have come to terms with the fact that they don’t deserve nice things. These tasteless people have purchased so much of the carbonated-piss-water … Continue reading Hard seltzer sales boom as trashy Americans welcome mediocrity into their pointless lives

Michigan bans flavored alcohol and vape products as concerns over addiction in children grow

The state of Michigan passed sweeping legislation today banning the sale of flavored alcohol and vape products. The state claims that the flavors encourage smoking and drinking among minors. “There’s growing evidence that flavored products could have negative health impacts,” … Continue reading Michigan bans flavored alcohol and vape products as concerns over addiction in children grow