White House denies accidentally constructing a wall around New Mexico

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In a gross oversight, the Trump White House has built a border wall completely encompassing the state of New Mexico. State Governor Michelle Grisham spoke out about the new enclosure. “The border wall progress that president Trump kept touting was referring to this gigantic structure,” Governor Michelle Grisham stated. “Only an eighth of the wall actually butts up against Mexico, the rest goes all the way around the state of New Mexico.” Grisham says the wall doesn’t pose a problem as it won’t prevent people from crossing; however, she would like all of her Hispanic residents to be released from the accompanying, newly-constructed prisons. Advertisements

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Trump: “We’re going to melt down the Statue of Liberty”

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“The words on that statue are welcoming to criminals and lowlifes.”

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Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels

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