Trump: “We’re going to melt down the Statue of Liberty”

“The words on that statue are welcoming to criminals and lowlifes.”

Advertisements

Supreme Court Ruling Gives Green Light For Trump Border Wall Hotel Construction

YouReadyGrandma

The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.

Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Mike Pence’s Garage

YouReadyGrandma

The campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to mean “Make All the Gays go Away.”

Trump to Play Blackfaced ‘Ronald Klump’ Alongside Kanye West in Summer Blockbuster Movie

YouReadyGrandma

Early reports confirm Trump stars in the film as Ronald Klump, an “incredibly-relatable, African American Trump supporter who ventures on a mission to get Mexico to pay for the wall.”

Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels

YouReadyGrandma

“I make great deals, okay? This deal is really phenomenal on the surface. It’s a wonderful, superficial deal,” Trump said.