7 Reasons He’s Not Texting You Back, Jessica

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From unexpected events to having no hands, here are the top reasons your man is avoiding you, Jessica.

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Elizabeth Warren Becomes Spokeswoman for New Lesbian Dating App Mufflr

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According to their website, Mufflr is being funded by powerful lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.

US Dept. Of Health: ‘Never Stick Anything Larger than a Grapefruit Up Your Butt’

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“Remember, we’re only talking about girth. So if you wanted to tape 7 oversized grapefruits together and play hide the citrus in your [expletive], you could absolutely do that.” Secretary Alex Azar stated.

41% of American Adults Are Hiding Gold Bullion From Their Partner

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“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”

Elizabeth Warren Says She’ll Divorce Her Husband and Marry a Woman to Win the Presidency

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Elizabeth Warren announced today at a campaign rally that she is “ready and willing” to divorce her husband of 39 years and marry her “lifelong best friend Barb.”

Can’t Spell? No Problem: Dating App Users Are Attracted to Partners Who Can’t Spell

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Being unable to spell is no longer considered a ‘dealbreaker’ among most Americans.

Pope Asks all Catholics to Pray Before Oral Intercourse

“We should always be looking up to God before going down to worship,” said Francis.

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