“Remember, we’re only talking about girth. So if you wanted to tape 7 oversized grapefruits together and play hide the citrus in your [expletive], you could absolutely do that.” Secretary Alex Azar stated.
“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”
Elizabeth Warren announced today at a campaign rally that she is “ready and willing” to divorce her husband of 39 years and marry her “lifelong best friend Barb.”
Being unable to spell is no longer considered a ‘dealbreaker’ among most Americans.
“We should always be looking up to God before going down to worship,” said Francis.
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