“They don’t even make laws for us! The gays can be fired in 26 states for being homosexual and we get nothing. It’s disgraceful!”
“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.
“Rand Paul’s house is currently under attack and burning down,” TV personality and activist Jon Stewart stated.
“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”
“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence
“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.
“America can’t take the tired, poor, huddled masses in without somewhere to put ’em.”