White House Quietly Removes Treason From Offenses Punishable by Death

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“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.

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Americans Crash Hundreds of Drones Into Rand Paul’s Mansion, Nobody Comes to Help

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“Rand Paul’s house is currently under attack and burning down,” TV personality and activist Jon Stewart stated.

Melania Trump Was Accidentally Deported

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“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”

Mike Pence Pops a Boner During Visit to U.S. Concentration Camp

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“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence

Supreme Court Rules “Corporations Can Also Be Gay People”

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“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.

U.S. Unveils 5,000 Brand New Cages For Children on World Refugee Day

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“America can’t take the tired, poor, huddled masses in without somewhere to put ’em.”

Brave, Marginalized Heterosexuals Hold Pride Parades Across Nation

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“They don’t even make laws for us! The gays can be fired in 26 states for being homosexual and we get nothing. It’s disgraceful!”