Conservative Christian Michael Dobbins of San Diego, California says he made the conscious decision years ago not to care about any political issues that don’t impact him or his closest family members until he absolutely […]
“The $85 billion we save a year will go toward green energy, education, infrastructure and ending homelessness in America.”
“They don’t even make laws for us! The gays can be fired in 26 states for being homosexual and we get nothing. It’s disgraceful!”
“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.
“Rand Paul’s house is currently under attack and burning down,” TV personality and activist Jon Stewart stated.
“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”
“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence