“There’s zero evidence to prove that this ‘Mr. Curry’ is not simply a sentient organism comprised of a complex combination of sauce, meats, vegetables, herbs and spices,” the press release stated.
“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.
Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.
“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross
Those who take prescription drugs made by Pfizer will not be able to notice the difference.
Tyson offered a confusingly graphic, yet scientific explanation.
“This lengthy, intricate study was conducted by the folks at the Harvard Center for Brain Science and incorporated proven Penis Responsiveness Technology (PRT) and Brainwave Function Reading (BFR) from leading scientists from the Biomimetic Robotics Lab at MIT.”
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”
“Now it will look like you want to pay attention to your baby.”
“Aggression toward the president grew incrementally,” said head ATRI researcher Kaito Nakamura.
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Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“When you get a maniac like Obama. Okay. And he is, he really is. Then you end up with days like today,” Trump stated while pointing toward the only side of the room without any windows.
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