“He didn’t know that whales were real and he is unreasonably terrified of them.”
We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
“It’s crazy to say it, but you almost wish they weren’t dead.”
Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick.
“Now it will look like you want to pay attention to your baby.”
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
‘Bananons,’ will be infused with Everclear grain alcohol which…
“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.”