How do I get this out? Your guide to blood removal with Clorox bleach

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A blood stain is one of the most challenging stains to remove from your floors. This week we’ll be teaching you how to remove blood from your hardwood or linoleum floor using Totally Spot-Less Bleach powered by Clorox 2®. Step 1: Begin by mopping up the pools of blood. Step 2: Pour Totally Spot-Less Bleach powered by Clorox 2® onto the blood stain. Let it sit for 15 to 20 minutes. The stain should disappear. Take this time to wipe up any splattered blood that may have sprayed onto nearby cabinetry if it happened in the kitchen or bathroom. Step 3: Move the body out of the way if it’s covering up any excess blood and repeat steps one and two. Step 4: Remove and burn your clothing. Advertisements

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Alarming: Most Americans have no plan for when they aren't raptured

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Although most Americans admit they aren’t worthy of going to Heaven, the vast majority also say that they haven’t made a plan for when they inevitably become God’s leftovers. What do you think?

Officials warn liberals that a 2nd active Koch Brother is still at large

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Those on the left are being told to stay indoors after public officials warned of a second active Koch brother. “Although one threat has been neutralized, there’s still another bad man reeking havoc on the country,” Joe Biden stated. The second brother has been identified as Charles G. Koch and is considered by authorities to be armed and cantankerous. “We could pass laws to protect ourselves from people like the Koch brothers, but that would require effort. So we’ll just wait for that old bastard to die,” a 76 year old Joe Biden stated. Artwork by DonkeyHotey

Millennials are burying their parents with the participation trophies they didn’t ask for

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It’s a smart way to recycle while also saying ‘Thanks for playing the game of life! You certainly didn’t win, Sharon, but here’s a fucking trophy.’

Most of Country Keeping Flags at Half-Staff to Save on Labor Costs

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“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”

Japan Resumes Hunting of Overweight Citizens After 30-Year Ban

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Japan will resume the commercial killing of overweight citizens in an effort to curb the population of the island and supplement dwindling soybean supplies.

Piling Bodies, Trash & Feces Make Mount Everest 9 Feet Taller Every Week

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“It’s an odd hellscape where you can hear people scream as their bones crunch under your boots.”

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