Obama was confronted while leaving a mosque.
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America.
The president’s internal struggle has become quite tangible. #MindOverMatter
“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.”
“Aggression toward the president grew incrementally,” said head ATRI researcher Kaito Nakamura.
Doctors have voiced concerns over the ingestion of coal by minors.
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“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick.
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”
“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.”
The visually impaired are suddenly excelling at winter sports and scientists want to know why.
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
A handheld digital pet hailing from Japan, the Tamagotchi was a needy electronic animal that…
‘Bananons,’ will be infused with Everclear grain alcohol which…
“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.”
“This will allow every single employee to move up the ladder and manage their own McDonald’s.”
“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”
“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly.
Hopes are high for this sequel as the original 1997 hit raked in over $1.5 billion worldwide.
President Donald Trump is furious that he hasn’t received a gift from Santa since 2000 – when he was 54 years old.
Brady will be given a locker farther away from other players.
Limbaugh was last seen near his home in Palm Beach, FL.
“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.”
“I’m going to be SO transparent that you will be like: ‘Hey! Where is he? Where did Donald go!?’
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Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.
In an emotional response, U.S. President Donald Trump has tweeted a well-thought-out message to the world regarding the alarming missile launch today over Japan:
After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone.
Citing differing opinions regarding Freedom of Speech as found in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, fans in section 129 of the Carolina Panthers vs. San Francisco 49ers game spent the 12-minute halftime respectfully debating the merits of free speech in relation to patriotism.
The North Korean leader then flipped open a glass-encased red button, pressed it, and was immediately torn apart – along with the rest of his country – by a faulty nuclear missile.
Trump tweeted and gave approval for the TSA to ban all passengers from flying if they dress like the suspect who is now in detainment.
“Volvo states that “physically, the cars will be exactly the same as current models; however…”
On Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence walked up to Donald Trump just outside of the White House Kitchen and “straight up dropped the motherfucker” with a right hook. An hour later at press time Pence was seen entering the The Crew Club – a famous Washington D.C. gay bathhouse. “Obviously nothing matters anymore, so…
“When you get a maniac like Obama. Okay. And he is, he really is. Then you end up with days like today,” Trump stated while pointing toward the only side of the room without any windows.
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“I would always tell him that it’s not a good idea to eat a ‘snack’ before, during, and after each hole at one of his world-renowned golf courses,” sadly…
With Tannehill likely out for the year, an opening was created for Culter to come in and really disappoint Miami fans…
Formerly an archeologist in the early 19th century, Melania unearthed Donald in Egypt back in 1909.
President Donald Trump used a morning staff meeting today to address leaks that have plagued his administration since day one. In an impassioned speech, the President touched on many topics – concluding with the implementation of a strict ‘No Farting’ policy. The new White House rule was accidentally released to the media by Press Secretary…
In a timely press release the Wright Brothers, who invented flight, said “This isn’t what we intended. We only overbooked as a joke when racist aunt Karen wanted to visit, and she wasn’t technically, completely white.” Thank you for reading our latest informative news article. Check out more stories below – or like our Facebook…
“Schwarzenegger was also not ‘carrying a backpack,’ he was actually strapped in to a military-grade jet pack.”
“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis
The former President reported that it was “very easy” to find most of the guns.
Here are key ways to minimize the negative impact of such websites.
“What would you say to those around the world who are afraid of your leadership” – Trump paused, took a deep breath, and began: