Patriots Players Accuse Tom Brady of Sexual Misconduct

Several New England Patriots players have come forward, accusing star quarterback Tom Brady of lewd actions in the locker room. Head coach Bill Belichick has declined to comment until further investigation by the NFL, but said that Brady is still slated to start on Monday night against the Miami Dolphins. As a precaution, Brady will…

North Korea Accidentally Nukes Itself

The North Korean leader then flipped open a glass-encased red button, pressed it, and was immediately torn apart – along with the rest of his country – by a faulty nuclear missile.

Mike Pence Has Totally Snapped

On Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence walked up to Donald Trump just outside of the White House Kitchen and “straight up dropped the motherfucker” with a right hook. An hour later at press time Pence was seen entering the The Crew Club – a famous Washington D.C. gay bathhouse. “Obviously nothing matters anymore, so…