Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume

‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.

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Jeff Sessions is Using Marijuana to Cope With His Job

The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering.

Harvard Study Reveals that All Homophobic People are Gay

“This lengthy, intricate study was conducted by the folks at the Harvard Center for Brain Science and incorporated proven Penis Responsiveness Technology (PRT) and Brainwave Function Reading (BFR) from leading scientists from the Biomimetic Robotics Lab at MIT.”

Mike Pence Banned From Grindr

“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.”