We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
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Tofurky Releases Trophy-Hunt Lion Steak, More Options
“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,”
President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn
This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…
Strange Foods Only Found in These States
Weird Foods the Locals Eat: From Alabama to Wisconsin. Would You Try Them? #StrangeFood
Working Americans Cherish Flu Season
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
Lying Obummers Slays Pardoned Turkeys
Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition.
SeaWorld Refusing to Free Dead Whale
SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas is refusing to properly dispose of the corpse of the recently deceased, 18-year-old orca named Unna. Instead, the park has opted to continue using the lifeless animal to continue bringing in crowds and doing shows.
With PETA in an uproar and petitions circling the Internet…
