“Unless Redbox starts squeezing out moist, two-year-old prosciutto with every DVD, I have no idea how they’re going to compete with this.”
“He didn’t know that whales were real and he is unreasonably terrified of them.”
We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,”
This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…
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“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition.
SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas is refusing to properly dispose of the corpse of the recently deceased, 18-year-old orca named Unna. Instead, the park has opted to continue using the lifeless animal to continue bringing in crowds and doing shows.
With PETA in an uproar and petitions circling the Internet…