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“This is Trump’s 4th fake marriage, but the first one that makes sense.”
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Victoria’s Secret: Cube-Shaped Bras and Breasts Are ‘Trend of The Future’
“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer
Tofurky Releases Trophy-Hunt Lion Steak, More Options
“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,”