Formerly an archeologist in the early 19th century, Melania unearthed Donald in Egypt back in 1909. Continue reading Cursed Melania: “I Dug up Donald in Egypt over 100 Years Ago”
President Donald Trump used a morning staff meeting today to address leaks that have plagued his administration since day one. In an impassioned speech, the President touched on many topics – concluding with the implementation of a strict ‘No Farting’ … Continue reading Strict ‘No Farting’ Policy Enforced in White House
“Schwarzenegger was also not ‘carrying a backpack,’ he was actually strapped in to a military-grade jet pack.” Continue reading Schwarzenegger Identified as White House Intruder with “Backpack”
“What would you say to those around the world who are afraid of your leadership” – Trump paused, took a deep breath, and began: Continue reading Trump Steals Song Lyrics for Press Conference Answer
The tweet was accompanied by the hashtags #WhiteLivesMatter and #Disgraceful. Continue reading Donald Trump: Why Don’t We Have a White Friday?