“There’s zero evidence to prove that this ‘Mr. Curry’ is not simply a sentient organism comprised of a complex combination of sauce, meats, vegetables, herbs and spices,” the press release stated.
“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross
Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick.
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”
“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.”
Leading scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) are saying that a large portion of Americans need to hit the reset button on their brains. The problem has gotten so bad that scientists fear many people can’t actually see how different things can be interconnected, or conversely, completely unrelated. “The human brain is not […]
American psychologists assessed IQ’s of Presidential Candidates #jeopardy