Ginsburg is maintaining a steady high with edibles from Senator Sanders until her new lung is healed.
We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
Garten has been raising her own humans for consumption in a coop next to her garden.
“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,”
Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.
“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”
Customers can choose from: Careful Crunch, Medium Munch, or Gnarly Gnaw.
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“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”
“This will allow every single employee to move up the ladder and manage their own McDonald’s.”
Everything began when delivery driver Jessica Sturns noticed that something was awry when she saw the additional comment on the delivery instructions which read: