“The $85 billion we save a year will go toward green energy, education, infrastructure and ending homelessness in America.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.
Mr. Cox has locked Eric Trump in the White House’s cold storage room next to the bowling alley in an attempt to show that air pollution does not harm humans.
“Simply put, Apple has accidentally created a shortcut through spacetime.”
Dawn has sent 5,500 bottles of soap to help clean thousands of Native Americans who are now covered in oil.
‘The number of homeless veterans wheeling hundreds of gallons of gasoline through bustling urban centers could be a huge safety problem.’
A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future.