Congress Passes Resolution to Completely Ignore Middle East

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“The $85 billion we save a year will go toward green energy, education, infrastructure and ending homelessness in America.”

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Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.

Eric Trump is Currently Locked in a Room That’s Being Pumped Full of Pollution

Mr. Cox has locked Eric Trump in the White House’s cold storage room next to the bowling alley in an attempt to show that air pollution does not harm humans.

FaceTime Bug Causes Small Wormholes to Appear & Suck Up iPhones, Nearby Objects

“Simply put, Apple has accidentally created a shortcut through spacetime.”

Columbus Day: Exxon Discovers, Spills Oil on Native American Land

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Dawn has sent 5,500 bottles of soap to help clean thousands of Native Americans who are now covered in oil.

U.S. Veterans to Get Lifetime Supply of Gasoline

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‘The number of homeless veterans wheeling hundreds of gallons of gasoline through bustling urban centers could be a huge safety problem.’

Trump Signs Reckless ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law

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A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future.

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