Pope Francis pooped in an elevator today after being stuck in it for just 25 minutes

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“Once I hit the 20-minute mark there was a turtle head poking out. Just in and out, in and out it went,” Francis gestured with his fingertip through an O-shape on his other hand.

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Inverted Cross on Trump’s Head a Sign of The Antichrist?

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“Those familiar with the Bible will immediately know that this is The Mark of the Beast,” stated Carson while steepling his fingers and arching his eyebrows.

Trump Signs Executive Order Moving Christmas to the 4th of July

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“What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!?” – President Donald J. Trump

Chick-fil-A Announces It Will Open On Sundays, Be Run By Atheist Employees

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The company is set to increase revenue by a staggering 37% by simply having their most competent employees run the store once a week.

Radical Religious Group “Y’all-Qaeda” Bans Abortion in Alabama

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Authorities have confirmed that Y’all-Qaeda leadership has ties to a Mississippi terror cell referred to as Talabangelicals who are also complete [expletive].

Glenn Beck Converts to Islam, Burns Down Notre Dame Cathedral

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“You won’t hear about this, but I burned down the Notre Dame Cathedral,” Beck confirmed live on Fox & Friends. “This was France’s 9/11 and if I weren’t there to see it firsthand, you’d never know it was me: Glenn Beck, a casual, disposable, everyday Islamic terrorist.”

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