Immigration

White House denies accidentally constructing a wall around New Mexico

YouReadyGrandma 2 months ago

In a gross oversight, the Trump White House has built a border wall completely encompassing the state of New Mexico. State Governor Michelle Grisham spoke out about the new enclosure. “The border wall progress that president Trump kept touting was referring to this gigantic structure,” Governor Michelle Grisham stated. “Only an eighth of the wall actually butts up against Mexico, the rest goes all the way around the state of New Mexico.” Grisham says the wall doesn’t pose a problem as it won’t prevent people from crossing; however, she would like all of her Hispanic residents to be released from the accompanying, newly-constructed prisons. Advertisements

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AG Barr sent federal judges white supremacist themed gifts

YouReadyGrandma 3 months ago

The Department of Justice’s annual white elephant gift exchange went horribly wrong this year when packages full of white supremacist paraphernalia arrived at the gathering. Attorney General William Barr says the error was an honest mistake. “Its pretty cut and dry. The memo said ‘white elephant’ I thought it said something else,” Attorney General Barr stated. “So I gathered up some items from my desk and around the office and sent it over.” Barr says that, in his defense, most of his friends and coworkers would have loved the gifts.

Trump: “We’re going to melt down the Statue of Liberty”

YouReadyGrandma 3 months ago

“The words on that statue are welcoming to criminals and lowlifes.”

Disney’s remake of Home Alone depicts Kevin’s parents being taken by ICE

YouReadyGrandma 3 months ago

Disney’s remake of Home Alone, entitled ‘Home Alone: Siempre,’ will feature all Latino actors and a modern plot twist in which Kevin’s parents are taken by racist ICE agents who call themselves “The Wetback Bandits.” Kevin’s parents are deported to Iraq for some fucking reason – even though they’re American citizens – and Kevin is left home alone forever. Home Alone: Siempre is based on a true story and rated R for racism. Support the Author

Melania Trump Was Accidentally Deported

YouReadyGrandma 4 months ago

“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”

Mike Pence Pops a Boner During Visit to U.S. Concentration Camp

YouReadyGrandma 4 months ago

“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence

U.S. Unveils 5,000 Brand New Cages For Children on World Refugee Day

YouReadyGrandma 5 months ago

“America can’t take the tired, poor, huddled masses in without somewhere to put ’em.”

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