Study: Guys Use 3X More Lotion Than Girls, and Yes, You Know Why

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“At least 87% of lotion used by men is vigorously rubbed on less than 1% of their bodies.”

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Trump Explains Why He Hasn’t Made a Homophobic Nickname For Pete Buttigieg, Yet

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“When I think of something, you better believe I’m going to go right up to him, get right on Peter and really ride him. Just unload on him with everything I’ve got – and I’ve got a lot. Just ask Melania. I’ve been trying to finish for quite a while, and when I do it’s going to feel great folks. Just great.”

China Bans Heterosexual Sex Over Population Concerns

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“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.

Pope Francis Demands Every Dirty Detail on Sexual Abuse for His Adult Fantasy Novel

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Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’

Awful Commercial Angers Men, Causes Hipsters to Shave Beards

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Gillette says they intend to replace the marketing team with all female, yet conservative employees “so both sides shut up.”

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