Brave, Marginalized Heterosexuals Hold Pride Parades Across Nation

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“They don’t even make laws for us! The gays can be fired in 26 states for being homosexual and we get nothing. It’s disgraceful!”

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Supreme Court Rules “Corporations Can Also Be Gay People”

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“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.

Trump Explains Why He Hasn’t Made a Homophobic Nickname For Pete Buttigieg, Yet

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“When I think of something, you better believe I’m going to go right up to him, get right on Peter and really ride him. Just unload on him with everything I’ve got – and I’ve got a lot. Just ask Melania. I’ve been trying to finish for quite a while, and when I do it’s going to feel great folks. Just great.”

Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Mike Pence’s Garage

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The campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to mean “Make All the Gays go Away.”

Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy Pretends to be Gay for 50th Straight April Fools Day

“Steve and Tim will hold hands, and sometimes even kiss,” laughed Earhardt.

Pope Francis Will Allow Gay Priests to Marry

“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis

Massachusetts Law Bans Homophobic People From Bathrooms

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(Boston, MA) In what can only be called shocking, Massachusetts legislators have passed a law that bans homophobic people from using bathrooms. The law, which will take effect on Monday, has some people – for lack of a better term – pissed off.

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