The International Olympic Committee banned US sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson from participating in events this year after she tested positive for THC. When issuing their decision, the committee said that the drug would give Richardson an […]
Category: Marijuana
Kamala Harris Suspended As Vice President Due To Past Marijuana Usage
A move by the Biden administration to suspend or fire any staff who have used marijuana has had unintended consequences after it was revealed that Vice President Kamala Harris previously smoked the drug. Harris was […]
Texas lawmakers just accidentally decriminalized marijuana
Republicans looking to legalize hemp in Texas have accidentally decriminalized marijuana. Lawmakers learned of their mistake after scientists revealed that there’s no way to decipher between hemp and cannabis without expensive THC testing. What do […]
Local Priest Hopes Replacing Incense with Marijuana Goes Over Well
“I’ll be watching the donation basket like a hawk as it goes around. You toss a $20 in there and you better believe I’m throwing a few extra sassy swings in your direction during the pot parade.”
Surgeon Gives Justice Ginsburg 3rd Lung to ‘Allow for Epic Bong Rips’
Ginsburg is maintaining a steady high with edibles from Senator Sanders until her new lung is healed.
Jeff Sessions is Using Marijuana to Cope With His Job
The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering.