Target Adds BDSM Section Next to Electronics

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In response, Sam’s Club announced they will be selling “everything necessary to create an elaborate sex dungeon” by July.

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Piling Bodies, Trash & Feces Make Mount Everest 9 Feet Taller Every Week

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“It’s an odd hellscape where you can hear people scream as their bones crunch under your boots.”

Trump Explains Why He Hasn’t Made a Homophobic Nickname For Pete Buttigieg, Yet

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“When I think of something, you better believe I’m going to go right up to him, get right on Peter and really ride him. Just unload on him with everything I’ve got – and I’ve got a lot. Just ask Melania. I’ve been trying to finish for quite a while, and when I do it’s going to feel great folks. Just great.”

Most of Denver’s Population is in It’s 30th Hour of Tripping Balls Since Mushrooms Were Decriminalized

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Due to the lack of legal consequences, throngs of hallucinating residents have congregated downtown at the 16th Street Mall to touch each other’s faces.

Yale Study Says Farting Burns More Calories Than Working Out

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“If friendship and odors don’t matter to you, then you could really get in great shape.”

Johnson & Johnson Releases New ‘Extra Tears’ Baby Shampoo

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Johnson & Johnson is introducing the product after research proved that about 87% of parents were looking for ways to “get back at their babies” – in a fairly harmless way – for the countless sleepless nights, spit-ups, disgusting diapers, nasty farts and constant fussing.”

Bill Gates Stars as Catwoman in Highly-Anticipated Film

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“Gates oozes with a sultry sex appeal that culminates in a passionate, 12-minute lovemaking scene with the masked hero Batman who is played by Apple CEO Tim Cook.”

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